Hi. This section is nearly entirely pointless, really. It says nothing about me.
Called by Anne, Jonathan, Joanne, or Satan. Small, quirky, obscure, and rather rare, the "Annedebeast" is currently relegated to the dry wastelands of Montana. It can be observed in close quarters at Beaverhead County High School, especially in the 'Music' and 'Drama' fields. It worships Isaac Brock and Thom Yorke, and tries to model itself after them accordingly.
In future years, it may be observed in Lesotho and South Africa, teaching mathematics, or perhaps after that at Reed College, in Portland, Oregon, as a professor of English Literature.
Among its useful traits, it counts 'writing', 'speaking in the third person', 'acting', and 'doodling'. It frowns upon using typical grammar, under the lie that it's boring. Instead it is relatively incapable of mastering grammar, and uses a creative substitute.
If placed too near to Thom Yorke, it may molest maul him.
It also rather enjoys the eskway rather a lot. But don't tell.